Comrades,
I am currently in Pyongyang to present my paper, "Reverse Frankenization for Detastifying Kimchee for the Oral Propagation of Kim Il Sung Juche Brand 'Kimchee' and Tasteful Ideology to the Proletarian Palates of Korean-Ethnicity-Challenged Workers in the Bland Capitalist Underworld," for the Korean Peoples' 43rd Annual Summit of Lysenkoist Genetics and Bioengineering. Accordingly, my time is at a premium. Were it not for failure of the No. 1 Pulkogi Conference Center's TRS-80 computer cluster, the work of Zionists my Syrian co-presenter has assured me, I would have no time to compose this missive.
The content of this proletarian article has me incensed over the Red State Terrorist Bush's incarceration of Japanese. Not only is it an egregious assault on the citizens of a country often envioulsy but mistakenly referred to (by anyone who has had the privilege to visit DPRK) as "the world's only successful Communist country," it disobeys UN directives promoted by Comrades Mugabe, Castro, and Chavez. Moreover, it is distinctly derivative of the North Korean people's limited but uniformly successful attempts to liberate individual Japanese from the tyranny of their US-occupied exploitation zone and immoral capitalist playground; that Bush has failed to acknowledge receiving his enlightenment from the pioneering North Korean juche techniques of personalized alien worker liberation shows how low lie the bellies of the capitalist snakes.
Yet, just as the radiance of Marxism-Juche ideology penetrates the dark fog of oppressive Reason, so this suggestion that Bush has begun to study juche. For how else, Comrades, could the Red State Terrorist have learned how to abduct and imprison Japanese, if not from us? Where we liberated them to the Worker's Paradise, however, Bush has shanghaied them (Comrade Meow, if you are reading, it is only a figure of speech) for forced labor, forced feeding and experimentation with transfats, and other unspeakably inhuman exploitative acts. But the larger point is, Bush's eyes, long blinded with individualist power and greed, are undeniably at last being pried open by the two inviting nurturing mammaries of Kim Il-Sung: justice and equality. Though the open eyes struggle to remain shut, so shall they be blinded by the superior luminance of Marxist-Leninist thought.
Ah, a French attendee's laptop has been willingly surrendered at gunpoint to replace the TRS-80. The conference will resume shortly, so I will go, dear Comrades, back to--pardon the inside joke among us Lysenkoists--back to "the collared Greens."
I am currently in Pyongyang to present my paper, "Reverse Frankenization for Detastifying Kimchee for the Oral Propagation of Kim Il Sung Juche Brand 'Kimchee' and Tasteful Ideology to the Proletarian Palates of Korean-Ethnicity-Challenged Workers in the Bland Capitalist Underworld," for the Korean Peoples' 43rd Annual Summit of Lysenkoist Genetics and Bioengineering. Accordingly, my time is at a premium. Were it not for failure of the No. 1 Pulkogi Conference Center's TRS-80 computer cluster, the work of Zionists my Syrian co-presenter has assured me, I would have no time to compose this missive.
The content of this proletarian article has me incensed over the Red State Terrorist Bush's incarceration of Japanese. Not only is it an egregious assault on the citizens of a country often envioulsy but mistakenly referred to (by anyone who has had the privilege to visit DPRK) as "the world's only successful Communist country," it disobeys UN directives promoted by Comrades Mugabe, Castro, and Chavez. Moreover, it is distinctly derivative of the North Korean people's limited but uniformly successful attempts to liberate individual Japanese from the tyranny of their US-occupied exploitation zone and immoral capitalist playground; that Bush has failed to acknowledge receiving his enlightenment from the pioneering North Korean juche techniques of personalized alien worker liberation shows how low lie the bellies of the capitalist snakes.
Yet, just as the radiance of Marxism-Juche ideology penetrates the dark fog of oppressive Reason, so this suggestion that Bush has begun to study juche. For how else, Comrades, could the Red State Terrorist have learned how to abduct and imprison Japanese, if not from us? Where we liberated them to the Worker's Paradise, however, Bush has shanghaied them (Comrade Meow, if you are reading, it is only a figure of speech) for forced labor, forced feeding and experimentation with transfats, and other unspeakably inhuman exploitative acts. But the larger point is, Bush's eyes, long blinded with individualist power and greed, are undeniably at last being pried open by the two inviting nurturing mammaries of Kim Il-Sung: justice and equality. Though the open eyes struggle to remain shut, so shall they be blinded by the superior luminance of Marxist-Leninist thought.
Ah, a French attendee's laptop has been willingly surrendered at gunpoint to replace the TRS-80. The conference will resume shortly, so I will go, dear Comrades, back to--pardon the inside joke among us Lysenkoists--back to "the collared Greens."
Statistics: Posted by Comrade_Tovarich — 5/13/2007, 10:00 am
